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Motivating Mrs C

PostSun Aug 30, 2015 8:45 am

Just turned the WiFi off.
That might get her off the tablet and out of bed?
No seriously, I have.
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Re: Motivating Mrs C

PostSun Aug 30, 2015 8:50 am

Make her a nice breakfast - or better still take her out for breakfast, a nice walk and maybe a couple of lunchtime drinks ? Works with this missus !
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Re: Motivating Mrs C

PostSun Aug 30, 2015 9:00 am

If I made her breakfast in bed she'd be there till 3.
Breakfast and coffee is made waiting for to come down.
Now she's screaming at the tablet.
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Re: Motivating Mrs C

PostSun Aug 30, 2015 9:06 am

Turn wifi back on.
Give it 5 mins.
Turn back off.
Repeat.....
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Re: Motivating Mrs C

PostSun Aug 30, 2015 9:23 am

She's up.
WiFi on before she realised.
All good.
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Re: Motivating Mrs C

PostSun Aug 30, 2015 11:22 am

back of the hand soon motivates them, keeps them on their toes as well.
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Re: Motivating Mrs C

PostMon Aug 31, 2015 7:07 pm

Give her thury side


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Re: Motivating Mrs C

PostTue Sep 01, 2015 8:19 pm

Quick kick up the jacksy works wonders
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Re: Motivating Mrs C

PostWed Sep 02, 2015 1:02 pm

cupidstunt wrote:Quick Dick up the jacksy works wonders


I say!

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Re: Motivating Mrs C

PostWed Sep 02, 2015 2:12 pm

Fronkey wrote:
cupidstunt wrote:Quick Dick up the jacksy works wonders


I say!

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