Things that make you angry

[Soviet]

...more texting numbskulls - one whilst showing the passenger the handset whilst holding a McDonalds drink in the other, all whilst turning a corner ...

[rumpoldstilskin]

I've moved to a new building in work where theres only 1 blokes toilet and no urinal. Covers about 15 blokes from 4 different departments. There's one fella who must get in early for a dump every day. Like 7am. He's a meat eater for sure. Anyway, he uses toilet roll like a 2 year old - grabs a handful and doesn't fold it so it fills with air and never flushes so everyone that goes in after has got to endure the sight and smell of what I can only think is 20lbs of beef he's eaten the day before.

This week people who can't be arsed folding their toilet paper have really got up my crevice.

Now i'm not suggesting you do this, and ladies , but i had this issue at work some years back......
My solution was somewhat not a solution, rather a very nasty and disgusting idea that i am nevertheless proud of

I wore latex gloves (kinky) unwound said toilet roll by a fair few wraps, stood up and proceeded to wipe chewbakka's bullet wound very carefully, unwind some more and do again. Then very carefully wound it back onto the roll and replaced in the holder.

It wasn't the most pleasant thing to do at 7am but the fukka never used the work toilet again.

I just hope he washed his hands, i's had a banging hot curry,


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[rumpoldstilskin]

Clicking on a link for something of interest, only to be directed to an advert for something completely random

porn?


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[Pacuk]

People who bimble down slips road and look at the last second even though I've been flashing them for the past 10 seconds.. Revenge is sweet as when they do look they see this
And shit themselves



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[Dooffle]

When I started driving, just a few years ago , brakes were shit, tyres were well worse, didn't have air bags and windscreen wipers used to skip over the rain drops. Traction control was handled using deft manual input on the pedals and ESP was something your brain was quick enough to deal with.

But we could still drive at 60mph on an nsl A road make progress in rain and get through a gap that was 4 feet wider than the car.

So why are so many drivers so fookin slow.


And it's grockle season.

[Marco]

When I started driving, just a few years ago , brakes were shit, tyres were well worse, didn't have air bags and windscreen wipers used to skip over the rain drops. Traction control was handled using deft manual input on the pedals and ESP was something your brain was quick enough to deal with.

But we could still drive at 60mph on an nsl A road make progress in rain and get through a gap that was 4 feet wider than the car.

So why are so many drivers so fookin slow.


And it's grockle season.

I was having driving lessons last year and as I was on my way down little Crosby road I came into the top of the village and there was a car parked on the left and a car coming towards me. We where goin to arrive at the car at roughly the same time so I moved out and squeezed past the parked and oncoming car easily enough at 30..... The instructor tried climbing into the footwell..... Lmfao

[Dave_W]

Drivers who pull into the centre when your filtering. I appreciate the jealousy because they're stationary, bored and their only eye candy is the gran at the side but why be a twat about it?

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[rumpoldstilskin]

Boob, sock
And underpants money- just cringe. No body wants to handle your sweaty notes you Jeremy Kyle watching, carling drinking, tracksuit clad, white trash sleuth!


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