Ah, you need to sharpen up your topic deflection techniques C-J. The idea is to shift the topic before you're shown up. Now it just looks like a sower grapes grasp. Once you have been shown up, it's better to roll with it and berate yourself in open humour. Fatbob perfected this and won respect after his side saddle folly. You could do worse than to learn from him.

As.for you semi, I am sure Cupidstunt would be pleased to accommodate.

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But I thought this topic was about shafties ?

Now it appears to be turning into your guide on forum trolling

It's a good thing I don't take you more seriously otherwise I might feel hurt!

I don't troll. I fish and you've bitten, been netted and smoked pal. Have a great day. Hope the GSALC gives you a grin. If it's half as wide as Guzzi gives me, you'll be happy.

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pch1 wrote:

Cabernet wrote:No need to. I have seen how your old GSA went. Then passed it by and watched it disappear in the rear view mirror of my 46bhp Moto Guzzi. Oh did I laugh!

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Stop been silly and winding up CJ, or I'll be forced to undertake you on my Honda CBX750F that produces 45 bhp from its rattling, smoking engine, while dragging my cock behind me on the floor as I race on by!
My friends call me Rossi, but I say nah...I'm much better than him!

Wakey wakey, this is realty time.

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Good effort kev, didn't even need that much bait

Cabernet wrote:

pch1 wrote:

Cabernet wrote:No need to. I have seen how your old GSA went. Then passed it by and watched it disappear in the rear view mirror of my 46bhp Moto Guzzi. Oh did I laugh!

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Stop been silly and winding up CJ, or I'll be forced to undertake you on my Honda CBX750F that produces 45 bhp from its rattling, smoking engine, while dragging my cock behind me on the floor as I race on by!
My friends call me Rossi, but I say nah...I'm much better than him!

Wakey wakey, this is realty time.

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no need to be worried Kev this cunt will fall off before you get a mile in

So.
What have we learned.

Mozzer seems to have accidentally bought a decent bike.
I still like the bmw's, but if one shat a gearbox like dave said id be giving it a brown overcoat.
The triumph explorer still looks a good bike.
Kev and cj are like kids in the playground pulling hair and calling names cos they secretly have a thing for each other (whatever floats your boat guys).

Pch has bought another 80's honda.
Probably still loves the porn from the same era with all the perms and full bushes.

And im skint so will probably never change the awesome Austrian beast.






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Actually 80s porn is still awesome.


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lee wrote: The triumph explorer still looks a good bike.

I don't think the Triumph earned the endearing title of Exploder for no good reason.

lee wrote:So.
What have we learned.

Mozzer seems to have accidentally bought a decent bike.
I still like the bmw's, but if one shat a gearbox like dave said id be giving it a brown overcoat.
The triumph explorer still looks a good bike.
Kev and cj are like kids in the playground pulling hair and calling names cos they secretly have a thing for each other (whatever floats your boat guys).

Pch has bought another 80's honda.
Probably still loves the porn from the same era with all the perms and full bushes.

And im skint so will probably never change the awesome Austrian beast.






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all sounds about right