am getting back into things next week all being well, give me a shout.

can't remember doing it? fell off some ladders/upstairs at the garage so anything upto about 12' fall.

mate called into the garage on her way past and found me "wandering round covered in blood talking gibberish" apparently i said i'd been playing vikings!!

who gives a fuck?

the crusty wigger needs to get a hair cut and stop fucking moaning and get over it.

not today, last week, broke my back and split head open...

Woody wrote:Kind of advert to stop people speeding that i reckon would work....

if they were gay maybe speeding is for men with hairy testicles and it makes you look cool

Cabernet wrote:

Stumoores wrote:Oh I've got a sense of humour and I'm quite good at fishing [emoji476]

Great tarpaulin job.

CRM wrote:will there be red paint involved ?

only on the kitchen floor!!

fuck me get a fucking sense of fucking humour!!

is it true he had a stroke on the toilet?

don't pay if i don't have to...shit you should see what i have from hotel rooms, if it ain't nailed down and fits through the door it's complimentary!!